Uncle Aqua

I didn’t see it, but I heard the impact from my home It altered the structural makeup of the town. They said we need it, this whole place is too overgrown This scratching and sneezing will drive us all out I opened my window (*but pronounced “winder”) and heard a man whisper - “It’s Uncle Aqua” When it was first built, this deep sea set fortress was clean The town planners didn’t anticipate this So then as time passed, the place got too fuzzy and green It clogged up the plumbing and made us all itch He’s done in one hour. We need it, the power of Uncle Aqua. “Oh! What have we here, another place in need? A common problem this is, oh yes indeed! Oh! Are you surprised to learn of on what I feed? A prized and coveted treat for my particular breed!” You should have seen him have at it - the algae and dulse! A frenzied explosion of feathers and scum. Purify waters once murky and glum. DIVEBOMB IN, SIMPLY DEMOLISH THE DIATOMS — RELENTLESSLY PECK AND WITH SUCH RECKLESS FERVOUR HE’S DONE! More “bunga”, less “cower”. The next time you shower, thank Uncle Aqua.