The Most Popular Girl in School

She said “excuse me” and then proceeded to bump into my chest. I said “which way are you going?” and as I did so I lightly brushed my hand on her boob (oh my god!) Then it was over, no four leaf clover could provide enough luck. I turned around but she’d gone, and on a desk in my form her boyfriend wrote “I’d recommend you keep your eyes and your mind off my property.” Totally wish I had more balls than that. I’ve tried to forget it, but it just keeps coming back Totally useless at reading her signs. I’ve re-lived that moment a million times. Total cliché time... "I wish I could die!" Tragic and tristful, and terribly tongue-tied Totally blew my chances with the most popular girl in school. He’s so mysterious, it’s like he doesn’t care to play these dumb games. He’s in a world of his own, and at recess he goes to play his metal pointy loud guitar. And Brad’s an idiot, he makes me do stuff that I don’t wanna do. Besides, this new kid is cool, he stammers hard like a fool, And sweats so bad, like he’s in an ocean of infatuation Totally hating on people I “like” Maggot on Breezers and high as a kite Keep up appearances, a constant display Greasy pork sandwich, served in a dirty ashtray He seems so bright, bet he thinks I’m so dumb The party’s this weekend, he probably won’t come. Totally wish I was more than just the most popular girl in school. Later at the party, she got wasted and she went home with a loser. He could have most anyone, so why’s he have to be a jerk and choose her? “Saw him in the corner, he’s not talking, he’s just looking round, he’s SO weird What the hell’s his problem, he should leave if he thinks he’s too good to be here!” Now she looks caustic, some backwards logic tells her I’m an asshole? It’s not my fault, I just don’t like to talk, with so much to hear. Totally awkward, vacant and gone. Shallow and air-headed, talks like a moron High-brow elitist, god he's such a dick... Think I'll just stick with the library chicks What was I thinking? Freaks stick with their kind. She's so misguided but she can think what she likes Totally won't waste my time again. On the most popular girl The most popular girl The most Popular girl in school.