Space Famous

My picture ain’t worth taking. My number’s not worth saving My work? It just evaporates I’m terrible with greetings - I don’t show up to meetings They all hate my weathered ugly face I'm done with earth these days though, it’s no big deal, I don’t really mind that I can’t get arrested here I’VE GOT NO FRIENDS HERE - HEY BUT I’M NOT TOO FAZED! COZ ON EARTH I’M A NOBODY, BUT I’M FAMOUS IN SPACE! DOWN HERE I’M A FAILURE, BUT UP THERE LOVES MY FACE! I THINK IT WORKS REALLY GOOD FOR ME - THAT I’M FAMOUS, FAMOUS IN SPACE! I'd grown tired of earthly pleasures - I went seeking space junk treasures When I heard some star plants scream my name A few autographs later, I picked up a space newspaper And learnt I achieved intergalactic fame - (sweet!) Now every summer I fire up my rocket-boat(!!!) and do a quite high-grossing tour of the milky way DOWN HERE NO-ONE LOVES ME - I’M SUCH A DISGRACE I DON’T CARE THAT I’M A LOSER, COZ I’M FAMOUS IN SPACE! MAYBE I SHOULD RELOCATE THERE, BUT WOULD I MISS THIS PLACE? PLUS, ALL MY STUFF IS HERE… WOULD YOU GUYS CARE TO JOIN ME? COME! BE SHOWERED WITH PRAISE! FORGET THE DIRTY EARTH SCENE - WE’LL BE FAMOUS IN SPACE! LET’S SHOOT PAST THE SATELLITES, BIG SMILES ON OUR FACES IT’LL WORK OUT REALLY GREAT FOR US BEING FAMOUS, FAMOUS IN SPACE! SPACE FAMOUS!