Quackbeard!

Peas in the breeze’ll make a man seasick Who’s the lucky duck who’ll fit the bill! We need a brave and feathered adventurer Coz there ain’t no turning back! Aye, a long red beard and cheeky-beaked grin If a sailor wouldn’t dare, then Quackbeard will! The waves might “roar” and the wind might “howl" And there ain’t no “arrr” in “quack”! Come and sing Hi-De-Yo ho ho! Aboard his ship the “Featherwind Trawler” Sword and beak sharp as sharp can be (Both eyes are fine, his patch is pure aesthetic) And his duccaneer crew is in tow. With a noisy ol’ parrot perched on his shoulder Absurd is a double-bird sight to see Quackin' squawkin', no time for talkin' Upon the pond a’ we go! Come and sing Hi-De-Yo ho ho! Come aboard the ship and off we go! So! come on and grab your raincoat and hat Out on the high pond we send ya A squawk and quack - we follow the map We’re on a poultry adventure together!