Millions of Musketeers

I ​fell ​asleep ​in ​a ​field ​filled ​with ​rocks ​and ​mushrooms Yeah, ​not ​too ​classy ​but ​it ​was ​comfy ​and ​nice When ​to ​my ​surprise ​- I ​got ​woked ​up ​(but ​I ​felt ​quite ​refreshed, ​well ​rested) Heard ​all ​these ​sounds ​that ​I ​can’t ​quite ​describe But ​I ​guess ​I’ll ​try, ​it ​sounded ​like Millions ​of ​Musketeers Running ​and ​screaming ​wild Millions ​of ​Musketeers And ​sure ​enough, ​when ​I ​looked ​up ​at ​the ​horizon A ​bunch ​of ​musketeer ​dust ​filled ​my ​eyes And ​also, ​there ​was ​flies. What ​did ​I ​do? ​Well ​I ​ask ​what ​wh.. ​what ​would ​you ​do? I ​put ​on ​my ​boots ​and ​I ​ran ​for ​my ​life (one ​boot ​was ​still ​untied) You ​think ​I’m ​perhaps ​exaggerating? ​I ​am ​not. I ​had ​a ​pretty ​good ​view, ​I ​was ​up ​on ​a ​rock I ​even ​paused ​for ​a ​second ​and ​counted ​the ​lot Millions ​of ​Musketeers ​running ​and ​screaming ​wild Millions ​of ​Musketeers. ​Felt ​hats ​and ​sharp ​rapiers. Millions ​of ​Musketeers. *musical ​representation ​of ​millions ​of ​musketeers ​running ​really ​fast* *musical ​representation ​of ​me ​valiantly ​trying ​to ​outrun ​the ​musketeers *musical ​representation ​of ​me ​getting ​really ​tired ​because ​of ​how ​unfit ​I ​am* Well ​I ​gave ​up. ​I ​can’t ​outrun ​a ​musketeer ​mob! I ​put ​my ​hands ​up ​and ​just ​closed ​my ​eyes And ​they ​frickin ​ran ​on ​by! Yeah ​you ​heard ​right! ​They ​weren’t ​out ​in ​that ​field ​to ​get ​me They ​just ​kept ​screaming ​even ​though ​they ​were ​nice Yeah, ​they ​seemed ​fine. So ​yeah, ​take ​note ​if ​you ​sleep ​in ​peculiar ​places You ​might ​get ​woked ​up ​by ​this ​odd ​sound ​and ​sight But ​you’ll ​be ​alright, ​it’s ​just ​those ​guys Millions ​of ​Musketeers ​- ​yet ​not ​a ​musket ​in ​sight....?