SONG LYRICS & CHORDS (G)

I saw a friend just the other day / He didn't have too much to say / He looked crazy, he looked ashamed...

In the name of GWAR, in the name of love / In the name of the blood dripping out of the sun / I call out your God, till before me he stands...

Did you ever stay up late wondering if you'd been screwed? / Or ever really know how much money they're making off of you? / Welcome to the club, aye, that's the rub...

Oftimes you'll find me raving, sometimes you'll find me sick / To wake me up this morning you hit me with a brick / Can I help it if I am rather thick?...

Unsheathe the sword, call the death squad / Let loose the dogs, make me your God / Blaspheme the name, stretch forth thy rod...

Everything that ever was, and all that there will ever be / Flesh and blood and stick and stone, all is laid to waste by me / I crush you as I would a fly...

Welcome back, is it the same? Smelly but now old and lame / Did you ever think to miss me? Here's my ass, come on and kiss me / We come on out here, none but the brave...

I'm just a person, and I've got the new plague / I'm wondering how I got this way / I drank some whiskey, I went and got laid...

I'm the fucking Whargoul, I'm the ghost of Minas Morgul / I destroyed your life, I raped your wife / I am Whargoul, I am uncool, I am Whargoul...

To die, perchance to sin, that's the rub / For in that sleep of sin, what, what kingdom may come? / What of the limitless sex and violence in the wake of RagNaRok...

Dirty, filthy, dirty, filthy, filthy, filthy, dirty, filthy, / dirty, filthy, filthy, filthy / You're dirty filthy baby, well I'm dirty filthy too...

They were called Katusyhas, but we called them Stalin's Organs / 200 MM devastating fire / When streets hiss, and falling block, kisses desperate flesh...

My knife if your guts, it's all come to this / My knife if your, you crumple and twist / You're grabbing my arm, you try to resist...

I'm the manager with the mostest / I clear the profits from the concert grosses / I make it snow up GWAR noses, so now they follow me like I'm Moses...

You remember the lessons taught in your past? / And how old you were / Before you wondered how many were lies?...

Well I'm traveling down the road / Carrying that heavy load / I'm in a drug induced stupor...

Krak down! / Your melted essence is my tool / And I appropriate your nugget jewel...

(alternate live version lyrics translated for your reading pleasure) / Everybody needs somebody to abuse / Everybody needs a lotta stuff to eat...

Mommies, I've been stealing your babies / I gag the brat and then maybe... / I'll suck out his brain...

Sun goes down / Bodies on the ground / Swollen with pus, I shall further expound...

I was there at the cable fair / Where lump fairies swear at glories far beyond the fabric that she wears / He said Do you wanna chair?...

Gazing through the toothy maw / You could not conceive what I saw / In my land there is no sun...

Piles of burnt corpses, we're turning the screws / Turn 'em into bone meal, for our troops to use! / Turn on the ovens, get in the shower...

Oh when I got up today ooo / I got a splitting headache... oh baby ... I GOTTA GET AWAAAAAAAY / I take a day, I take 25...

I'm the walking nightmare with the microchip brain / A megaton bufferin to forever end your pain / When it comes to taking life I'm the cosmic leech...

My life is in a rut, I need a big kick in the butt! / My mind meets the hand of doom / Don'tcha know...

Rock and roll - Dyn-o-mite!!!! / Party all day... / Party all nite!!!...

U! U! U! U! A - E - I -O -U - A - E - I - O - U! / Yes, yes, these are Satan's vowels... / No! No! These are Gor-Gor's vowels...

I'm Americanized / 9 (nine) tons 'o' crack a day / It's up my butt, the USA...

When I first met you, I knew I loved you / Now that one and one is two, I don't wanna cum inside of you / Now I kiss your lips...