Zero Dude

(Music: Gutjahr/Thorwarth/Zissel) (Lyrics: Bulgaropulos/Geremia) Sticky hands, smelly feet Badly breath, fart of death Please don´t mind my running nose I´ve got everything you need I gotta good feel, this is a good deal Gimme your Dollars, make it real Tomorrow´s too late, for every good trade Don´t think about it, don´t hesitate Come on in, look around Please beware, rancid air I sell guns and animals See my sex-toys? Best in town! Refrain: A piece of cake, a piece of cake Can get ya porn-shit, or pink shampoo I have the coolest and lowest prices The people call me "Zero Dude" My hair is fake, my hair is fake No problem, man, I´ve got attidude I am the man with the million lighters The people call me "Zero Dude" Russian furs, french perfume Irish stew, british glue I sell safes and satellites Michael Jackson´s silicon I gotta good feel, this is a good deal Gimme your Dollars, make it real Tomorrow´s too late, for every good trade Don´t think about it, don´t hesitate Tell your friends ´bout my shop Come again, buy a lot Doesn´t matter, if you´re broke I take your wife, if she is hot Refrain: A piece of cake, a piece of cake Can get ya porn-shit, or pink shampoo I have the coolest and lowest prices The people call me "Zero Dude" My hair is fake, my hair is fake No problem, man, I´ve got attidude I am the man with the million lighters The people call me "Zero Dude" Sticky hands, smelly feet Badly breath, fart of death Please don´t mind my running nose I´ve got everything you need I gotta good feel, this is a good deal Gimme your Dollars, make it real Tomorrow´s too late, for every good trade Don´t think about it, don´t hesitate Come on in, look around Please beware, rancid air I sell guns and animals See my sex-toys? Best in town! Refrain: A piece of cake, a piece of cake Can get ya porn-shit, or pink shampoo I have the coolest and lowest prices The people call me "Zero Dude" My hair is fake, my hair is fake No problem, man, I´ve got attidude I am the man with the million lighters The people call me "Zero Dude"