Who Needs Dilldos (When You've Got Rigor Mortis)

I know a girl – I’m glad to say Always good for a real cheap lay Told me she used to work at the morgue Where the bodies were cold and dead The bodies were stiff but their cocks were stiffer So she told me she gave ‘em necro head Who needs dildos when you got rigor mortis She’ll suck you off – give you necro head Who needs dildos when you got rigor mortis Ride that shit you necro slut She loves to get bad Upon the slab I gotta say it rocks To see her ride a cold cock A party at the morgue is never a bore When you’re girl is a necro whore Who needs dildos when you got rigor mortis She’ll suck you off – give you necro head Who needs dildos when you got rigor mortis Ride that shit you necro slut Corpses always shoot fuckin’ blanks So she’ll never be a pregnant little skank sadly there was a body of a dude who got the aids So she got the disease from the nice cold lay Ended up in the morgue the following day Such ends the tale of my necro slut Who needs dildos when you got rigor mortis She’ll suck you off – give you necro head Who needs dildos when you got rigor mortis Ride that shit you necro slut