Whine and Cheese

Don't do sports, can't get girls It seems like such an unfair world My friends play online D&D We are the ones that people call geeks I'm going to sit here and whine I'm going to whine about how my life stinks I'm going to whine all day long I'm going to sit here and whine I'm going to whine about how my life stinks Would you like some cheese with that whine? We sit around, complain Whining away all our days Just don't like anything I'm just too anal-retentive I'm just an object of pity Why can't the world change to fit me Maybe I wouldn't be an outcast If I'd drop the attitude at last