Trucker's Hitch (Ylvis cover)

I, I know how to tie Every kind of knot Except one It's so hard The greatest knot of all So flexible and strong But I do something wrong I know the Bowline Sheepshank and the Double Overhand but the Trucker's Hitch I just don't understand Let's do the Trucker's Hitch the Trucker's Hitch I, I really like to sail Just the sea the wind and me But whenever I adjust my sail Try to loosen it up while I'm docking my boat I fail I know the Square Knot The Clove Hitch The Double Shoelace Bow but The Trucker's Hitch - is all I need to know Let's do the Trucker's hitch the Trucker's Hitch Let's do the Trucker's hitch the Trucker's Hitch People of the world! The time has come... to tie this knot once and for all! Bonitas Show me the ropes! On every dance floor across the world Let's do the Trucker's hitch Are you ready? Let's tie this knot! Tie, tie, tie, tie, tie This is how you do it! Bring it up Check the rope Spin around On the neck Whip it, whip it Take it home Bring it up, split it now Shoulder, now, make a loop Pull it, feed it, push it through Up, stretch, down again In the face and prepare Lift, pull, bring it round Thigh, tie, tighten tie Kick the heel Swivel time Round, round, back to knot C'mon! Pull the loop Down and through Pull again Lift the hand Through the loop Make a stitch Now you got your Trucker's hitch!