To Serve Man

Politicians' plastic grin Talking with that alien We can rest our troubled minds tonight No solutions here on earth The president's a fucking jerk Now the answer's coming from the sky Oh are the heavens dropping in To save us from destruction of ourselves, Or have they come to serve man Armed with a cookbook straight from hell Saucers come to save our nation Touching down at Union Station Holding summit meetings on the lawn The Weekly World was on the ball The Post and Tribune missed it all Wait a minute where was I? Oh are the heavens dropping in To save us from destruction of ourselves, Or have they come to serve man Armed with a cookbook straight from hell Now we know from even higher Which candidate's a bigger liar From bad to worse who cares who wins the fight Don't think I remember when you couldn't trust an alien With propaganda left and right Oh are the heavens dropping in To save us from destruction of ourselves, Or have they come to serve man Armed with a cookbook straight from hell