Things Ain't Working Out Down on the Farm

There goes Moses carrying his bible book Never has a problem, just has a cup It's good clean alcohol and it fills you up And here I go laughing like a fool, yeah Things ain't working out down at the farm Got no bag or baggage or love to keep me warm And I ain't been in trouble since the day I was born Things ain't working out down at the farm I used to spend my sunny summerdays supping aways Along came Gogarty and he put me away Down at the station was kept for strays And I went laughing, geez he liked busting me, he liked busting me Things ain't working out down at the farm Got no bag or baggage or love to keep me warm And I ain't been in trouble since the day I was born Things ain't working out down at the farm Things ain't working out down at the farm Got no bag or baggage or love to keep me warm And I ain't been in trouble with the lords been born Things ain't working out down at the farm He caught me unawares and he made me strip naked Oh I was scared, oh I was scared, I was shaking And he said It's you and me And me and you And me and me And you and you And me and me And I just kept laughing like a fool, yeah Things ain't working out down at the farm Got no bag or baggage or love to keep me warm And I ain't been in trouble since the day I was born Things ain't working out down at the farm