Things Ain't Working Out Down on the Farm

There goes Moses carrying his bible book Never has a problem, just has a cup It's good clean alcohol and it fills you up And here I go laughing like a fool, yeah Things ain't working out down at the farm Got no bag or baggage or love to keep me warm And I ain't been in trouble since the day I was born Things ain't working out down at the farm I used to spend my sunny days supping aways Along came Gogarty and he put me away Down at the station was kept for strays And I went laughing, geez he like busting me, he liked busting me He caught me unawares and he made me strip naked Oh I was scared, oh I was scared, I was shaking And he said It's you and me And me and you And me and me And you and you And me and me And I just kept laughing like a fool, yeah Things ain't working out down at the farm