The South Bend Shovel Slayer

Many years ago....Back in 58 Old man Marley had enough Chopped up his family and half the block With his trusty snow shovel He committed the perfect crime Turned them into mummies Chopped up with his shovel Sprinkled on the sidewalk Now he's got that urge again Wants to kill that Kevin kid Home alone No one to protect him Home alone No one to protect him Christmas sets off his murderous rage Flashing lights, shining tinsel Every sight and sound Makes him want to kill Wants to commit the perfect crime Turn Kevin into a mummy Chopped up with his shovel Sprinkled on the sidewalk Back in 58 Old man Marley found his taste for blood Now he wants a new victim Wants to kill that McAllister kid Old man Marley With his shovel Wants to kill All your kids Old man Marley With his shovel Now he's got that urge again Wants to kill that Kevin kid