The Morning After

Can this be or am I dreaming? What a mess! Woke up drunk lying on the floor This cannot be, my place is trashed Broken bottles everywhere Vomit oozing down the stairs I asked myself how did this happen Don´t recall Why the nasty, pounding headache? I need relief, where´s the tylenol Refrain: Lying in my bed! With a swollen head! What did I do? I regret the morning after! Morning´s passed, now I think I remember Holy shit! Ugly bitch playing with my member Mutated sow with an extra tit Senseless ruckus late at night That´s when we began to fight Four a.m. and we were hungry Cooked some food Ate until the fridge was empty Then they left, all their bellies full Refrain: Lying in my bed! With a swollen head! What did I do? I regret the morning after! Now my brain feels like mashed potatoes Getting sick I swear to kick this nasty habit And never drink for ever more Headache ceases, all is fine Getting thirsty, where´s the wine? I cannot stop though I´m seeing double Sloshed again I know it´s sad but I really need it Cause alcohol is my only friend Refrain: Lying in my bed! With a swollen head! What did I do? I regret the morning after! Refrain: Lying in my bed! With a swollen head! What did I do? Lying in my bed! With a swollen head! What did I do? I regret the morning after!