The Lettuce Vultures -

I'll get a lobotomy and move to Hollywood And pretty soon I'll be a millionaire Take this check or you'll have to deal with Roy Take it, take the goddamn thing In my new Hollywood home I can write a screenplay just like something else Except with dogs instead of people and I'll be rich If you wanna succeed in Hollywood, you gotta Drop a few IQ points and then you'll be a hit