The Greatest Cockney Rip-Off / Maybe It's Because I'm a Londoner

It was the greatest cockney rip off (x4) I'd like to thank my mum and dad They gave me the best time that I ever had And my mates that believed me when I was at school I had the last laugh, Up You All! It was the greatest cockney rip off (x4) Why'd I pay to get on the bus Who drives around with the companies trust We all know that we're the best So drop the press and all the rest! It was the greatest cockney rip off (x4) Maybe it's because i'm a Londoner That I love London town Oi! ya has-been How ya goin me ol' china Well in order mate innit This firm and me pal(?) It was the greatest cockney rip off (x7) It was the greatest cockney rip off of all!