Telephone

I went to the public telephone Just to give you a call But when I put my money in I swear I got cut off I phoned the operator, she said 'Don't give me that line If you think you've been ripped off Dial 999.' Telephone, telephone I dialled the number she gave me And then I heard coming down the wire A voice just like a machine, saying 'What service do you require?' 'I don't want no service,' I said 'I'm just trying to get through This is the only number That I've got for you.' Telephone, telephone So if you wanna reach me Or I wanna get to you We won't use the telephone This is what we'll do I'll send you a postcard Or you drop me a line Then I won't get so hung up dialling 999 Telephone, Telephone