Straight Up Jack

No sugar, no spice Keep the soda, hold the ice Vodka neat, coffee black Steady pour, don't hold back No A Long Island, a tall glass Make mine a double and make it fast Full shot of whisky, twice the rum Mas tequila, now keep 'em coming No training wheels, keep the salt and lime Just bring it to me right on time Give it to me straight up Jack, straight up Jack Don't gimme no flack Just give it to me straight up Jack Tell your story, make it quick No sugar coating, don't make me sick Go on and tell it like it is Without the icing and no twist Get to the point and give it a push Don't beat around the bush Give it to me straight up Jack, straight up Jack I won't cut you no slack Just give it to me, just give it to me straight up Jack Full strength, get to the truth Gimme that hundred proof Give it to me straight up Jack, straight up Jack Gimme that stack Just give it to me, just give it to me straight up Jack Straight up Jack, now show me that rack Just give it to me, just give it to me straight up Jack