Stop Moving to Florida

Stop I don't know the words I think they're wrong Stop It don't matter jack 'Cause no one here Really knows this song Never knew how this song could be Now this damn song's made a fool of me My backstage is hazy (One more time) One more fucking band's gonna drive me crazy Never knew how this song could be Now this damn song's made a fool of me My backstage is hazy (One more time) One more fucking band's gonna drive me crazy Well, well I've been movin' down to Florida And I'm gonna bowl me a perfect game Well I'm gonna cut off my leg down in Florida, child And I'm gonna dance one-legged off in the rain Now, they say that Sidney Poitier was a blind man And they say that LBJ was a Soviet Jew 'Cept when I go down the Florida Way There ain't no kind of sexual healing that I would not, should not, I could not do Check this right here Well I've been movin' down to Florida And I'm gonna potty train the chairman Mao Well I'm gonna make the governor write my doodoo a letter, child And I'm gonna grind me up a White Castle slider out of India's sacred cow Well, I been movin' down to Florida Way And I'm gonna build me the atomic bomb Well, I'm gonna hold time hostage down in Florida, child There ain't nobody says, there ain't nobody gonna tell me what to do Check this right here