Shaving Cream

A baby fell out of the window You'ld think that her head would be split But good luck was with her that morning She fell in a barrel of shit I have a sad tale to tell you, It may hurt your feelings a bit. Last night when I walked in my bathroom, I stepped in a big pile of shit And now folks my story is ended, I think it is time I should quit, If any of you feel offended, Stick your head in a pile of shit Hey daddy, hey daddy I'M ALL FUCKED UP