Same Ol' Situation

She's got an alligator bag Top hat to match Dressed in black on black She's got a Philipino girlie She claims is her friend I tell you boys, you just gotta laugh Now I used to call her Cindy She changed her name to "Sin" I guess that's the name of her game I really used to love her Then, the kitty she discovered It's got to be a sexual thing All, all around the world Girls will be girls It's the same ol', same ol' situation It's the same ol', same ol' ball and chain I say no no no No no no Introduced me to her lover In a cellophane dress Then they bid me a sweet fairwell Last time I saw them They were kissing so softly To the sound of wedding bells All, all around the world Girls will be girls It's the same ol', same ol' situation It's the same ol', same ol' ball and chain Just like a punch in the teeth Or a swan dive to the street No, no, no No, no, no If it wasn't for bad luck I'd have no luck at all