Rio Grande Blood

And now a message from the President of the United States George W. Bush I’ve adopted sophisticated terrorist tactics And I’m a dangerous, dangerous man With dangerous, dangerous weapons I want to drain the coal resources in America And foreign sources of crude oil. I’m a weapon of mass destruction And I’m a brutal dictator And I’m evil Verse 1 I’ve got something that I must confess I make a profit off people oppressed I take the money ‘til there’s nothing left And all I gotta say is Yippie Aye Yay Chorus Rio Grande Blood I want money I want yer money I want crude oil It’s the government’s money I’m an asshole Verse 2 I can’t remember the world such a mess Not for the companies I like the best Exxon and Conoco – fuck all the rest And all I gotta say is Yippie Aye Yay Chorus Rio Grande Blood I want money I want yer money I want crude oil It’s the government’s money Breakdown We went to war because of our dependence on foreign oil Haliburton We went to war because of money Haliburton We will settle for nothing less than victory, victory Haliburton We will settle for nothing less than crude oil -crude oil Verse 3 Squeezing the middle class whom I detest Taxing the poor so the rich can invest I know I’m an asshole, but aren’t you impressed And all I gotta say is Yippie Aye Yay Chorus Rio Grande Blood Rio Grande Blood Rio Grande Blood I want crude oil Rio Grande Blood I want money Rio Grande Blood