Near Miss

there is a life after death, there is an afterlife - the moment of demise your consciousness crosses into a parallel dimension to the exact same moment where you just barely escaped that same death - you would never notice, life continues as it is - why do you think you read and hear so much about thousands dying across the world yet you yourself have so many near misses - i have seen it happen, i've been in severe accidents, i've done stupid things when drunk, i have been severely ill, and somehow i came out fine in the end, yet all the world around you is people who don't have near misses, they get into that and they die - and they perceive it the same way - i am now in my twenty-fourth dimension - but no dimension is exactly like the other - that is why deja vu exists, it is an event that you have never experienced in your original life but the consciousness you transferred into has experienced before - every deja vu you have reminds you that you are dead and you are in the afterlife - you know you died in that accident, you know you died in that illness, it's not just everybody else who dies and you barely escape - you are not lucky - you are dead - we are all dead