Mr. Torture

Welcome to the torture chamber Said the sign above the entrance Laughing as he takes you by the hand Looking like a manic savage Inside you can sense the anguish Theatre of pain has just begun Mr. Torture gives pain With his whips and his chains He knows just what you crave Mr. Torture If you're feeling alone Then just pick up your phone Dial 1-800-MRTORTURE Mr. Torture sells pain Only sixty cents a minute For his special brand of sinning Phone guaranteed to blow your mind You can catch him on his website Has a live chat every weeknight Cyber-torture soon coming your way Mr. Torture sells pain To the housewives in Spain He knows just what they crave Mr. Torture If you're feeling alone Then just pick up your phone Dial 1-800-MRTORTURE Mr. Torture sells pain Handcuffed, bound Chained, and blinded Body, soul, and mind ignited Every sense is torn and ripped apart He's been banned in twenty countries Though he does it for the money He gets pleasure from hearing you scream Mr. Torture gives pain With his whips and his chains He knows just what you crave Mr. Torture If you're feeling alone Then just pick up your phone Dial 1-800-MRTORTURE Mr. Torture Mr. Torture sells pain