Metaphorically Screw You

Metaphorically Metaphorically screw you All you can eat All you can eat, on all you can feast All that can be really cheaply played All a noise of nothing but scheming You are deftly swayed, vigorously splayed Metaphorically screw you All you can eat All you can eat, on all you can feast Tongue-lashed till you're fucking swayed There's a sea of impenetrable jargon to submerge Those pauper's graves If you please in triple-speak A clammy helping global hand What it means in triple speak: Yanked down a yawning crevasse All you can eat, on all you can feast You're crammed with triple-speak Not a trickle through the floodgates The dumping ground of fabled Inclusion can't dissuade the deftly swayed Based on need in triple-speak They've metaphorically screwed you