Mastercutor

Welcome back everybody Have you missed us Well, tonight we bring you More of the same Our special guest tonight is Chainsaw Eddy And our surprise spot is Dismemberment Don’t forget: You have to be in it to kill it And your host tonight is: The Mastercutor Wheel of fortune turned to terror Jeopardy was bastardised The arena of Big Brother Roman games disqualified B. stars in the jungle Eating bugs and shit Watching egos crumble Golden bullets hit Mastercutor’s ready Axeman’s coming down Gallows hanging steady Claim the winner’s crown Rolling diamonds feed your pleasure Frenzied sick man’s appetite Kill your friends to find the treasure Desperate wide-eyed sacrifice