Malice in Geordieland

ITS THAT TIME ON A FRIDAY NEET WHEN WAA AAL GITTING READY TO MOVE AA GIT DOON ON THE 39 MEET THE LADS FOR A NIGHT ON THE BOOZE SEE YA DOON AT THE HAYMARKET, THE GEORGE OR THE JUBILEE WAAL T’ WAAL THE GEORDIE TALENT THE BEST YOU’LL EVER SEE WE GIT IN THE PERCY AND ITS STOWED OFF TONEET THE JUKEBOX IS BLARING THERES NEE WAY YA GITTING A SEAT GANNING DOON THE TOON – WAA OOT FOR THE NEET GANNING DOON THE TOON – AA’VE BEEN WAITING AAL WEEK GANNING DOON THE TOON – Y’ MUST BE GANNING STRITE GANNING DOON THE TOON – SETTING GEORDIELAND ALITE SAW THE LADS DOON THE BRIDGE HOTEL THEY WERE CANNY BUT THE SOUND WAS SHITE THAT BIRD DOON THE MAN IN THE MOON SAID SHE’D NIVVER BUT AA KNAA SHE MIGHT NOO WAA DOON THE MAYFAIR PLENTY HEEDBANGING TONIGHT PLACA GLASSES AN A LAGER AND LIME AN WOR KEV’S GANNA GIT IN A FIGHT STOP OFF AT THE BARBECUE BEFORE YAA WALKIN HYEM TOMORRA GANNA DEE IT AAL AGAIN GROPING AT THE BUS STOP CASANOVA SLICK AA GOT ME HAND REET UP HER SKIRT AN SHES GOT AHAD OF ME “BABBIES ARM” AA DIVVINT CARE IF YA A HAIRY, A PUNK OR A MOD WAA ENGLISH BY BORTH BUT WAA GEORDIE BY THE GRACE OF GOD