Long Haired Asshole

Me and a buddy Joe were hanging... Out in a bar the other night And we got into this little argument With some people with short hair And they called us a bunch of long haired assholes I thought that was kind of unfair Well people with short hair and business suits The caused the S&L disaster We'll be paying for that for the rest of our lives But I'm a long haired asshole I'm a long haired asshole Well people with short hair and business suits The run the CIA They break the laws they're suppose to protect The laws they're suppose to obey And people with short hair and business suits They run all organized crime They dress real neat and smell real sweet Well people with short hair and business suits Are responcible for all these disaster But that don't change the way they walk Lord, I'm still a long haired asshole I'm a long haired asshole