Lemmy Goes to the Pub

Your eyes are open, you can't see Lying there out of your tree Your knees are flipping on the floor Your mouth ain't making sense no more A real hero, a real zero You know his name he's the bozo Your boring waffle gets me down Grab your hat and get out of town Why do you always want to gab, Sling your hook I aint your dad A real hero, a real zero I know your name, you're the bozo You tell those awful bloody jokes Pulling bloody awful strokes You're groping everbodies bint You never buy a bastard drink A real hero, a real zero You're everywhere, your the bozo I curse the day you were fucking born