Kings of Beer

Lock your doors 'cause Tankard's coming to your town When we're drunk then we don't like to fuck around Wicked thirst yet there is no beer to be found Help us out or we will burn this town to the ground Other bands will play but we all come to drink Unshowered entities that do nothing but stink Fat and ugly, smelly, pissed beyond belief Gonna spew our vomit on your little piece We're kings, kings of beer and love what's in out veins Kings, kings of beer, sombriety our pain We're kings, kings of beer, kings of beer Kings, kings of beer, kings of beer, kings Do you really think that we are serious? Think again, man, you must be delirious Certan groups claim the have seen the light of day But we're Tankard and have nothing to say Other bands will play but we all come to drink Unshowered entities that do nothing but stink What's the fuss, did you need food for that small mind? Don't complain, 'cause you can kiss our big behinds We're kings, kings of beer and love what's in our veins Kings, kings of beer sobriety our pain We're kings, kings of beer, kings of beer Kings, kings of beer, kings of beer, kings Lock your doors 'cause Tankard's coming to your town When we're drunk then we don't like to fuck around Wicked thirst yet there is no beer to be found Help us out or we will burn this town to the ground We're kings, kings of beer and love what's in our veins Kings, kings of beer, sobriety our pain We're kings, kings of beer, kings of beer Kings, kings of beer, kings of beer, kings We're kings, kings of beer, kings of beer Kings, kings of beer, kings of beer, kings