Jack Frost

Jack Frost, the slayer of Snowmonton Speeding toward the electric chair A traffic crash brings a gruesome twist (An) experimental chemical creates a nightmare The acid sprays his flesh, his date with death postponed Mutating his dissolving body, becoming one with the snow Now he's become (an) immortal force of death This town will face the wrath (of the) mutant killer snowman He's chilling and killing, icing and slicing Getting his revenge with the bodycount rising Sub zero slaughter from acidic reanimation He tears apart your face in ornamental mutilation Spreading gruesome holiday cheer, he's holly and jolly Who's knocking at the door, well it ain't fuckin' Frosty He stares you down through his eyes of coal His touch chills your flesh to the bone This holiday season, he's making heads roll He's the world's most pissed off snowcone Icicles burst through your body, he pins you to the door Feel the agonizing pain, as you die in a puddle of gore Jack was nimble, Jack was quick Jack gouged eyes with candlesticks He hid his kills in tiny places, so he wouldn't have to see their faces Back from the dead, Jack is pissed Raping your girl with his carrot dick Nowhere to run, there are no safe places His frostbite fangs chew your face off Rising from the water to stalk his prey He swore this day would come, (that) he would find a way The last thing that you hear are his evil wisecracks You won't believe your eyes as he raises up the axe Destroying you from inside, "don't eat yellow snow" People flee in terror as the bodycount grows Claiming more victims as the townspeople scatter There's no escaping his avalanche of splatter