Intro / Commandments

"Hello, you called Washington National. at present no one is present to take your call. So try again, or, listen to this..." Moral law! The drinker's guide Was handed down by god Sacred law for man to follow Revere them as your own Life's too short to waste your brew It's plain to see - obey the rules [Chorus]: Thou shalt not waste and thou shalt not spill Just drink your beer - Commandments Thou shalt not puke cause there's no excuse Just drink your beer - Commandments Mankind was long deprived Of the rules encased in stone Ten written, the rest were lost When will they be found? Laws misplaced for centuries Where can they be? The brewery! [Chorus] Thou shalt not waste and thou shalt not spill Just drink your beer - Commandments Thou shalt not puke cause there's no excuse Just drink your beer - Commandments Rejoice! The time is now Fulfill Your sacred vows Pay heed to the blessed stone Respect the holy law Life's too short to waste your brew It's plain to see - obey the rules [Chorus] Thou shalt not waste and thou shalt not spill Just drink your beer - Commandments Thou shalt not puke cause there's no excuse Just drink your beer - Commandments Moral law! The drinker's guide Was handed down by god Sacred law for man to follow Revere them as your own Laws misplaced for centuries Where can they be? The brewery! [Chorus] Thou shalt not waste and thou shalt not spill Just drink your beer - Commandments Thou shalt not puke cause there's no excuse Just drink your beer - Commandments Thou shalt not waste and thou shalt not spill Just drink your beer - Commandments Thou shalt not puke cause there's no excuse Just drink your beer - Commandments