High Maintenance Girlfriend

From the first moment that we met I knew that trouble would emerge And from that moment Our relationship was always on the edge Of breakdown in communication You cover up with smears and lies And when you couldn't win with words You forced your man to cut all ties I'm too numb to despise, your campain, Of smears, of lies, your aphid disguise Your attempts at the truth this time Enough of your lies You're a high maintenance girlfriend You're a high maintenance girlfriend You're a high maintenance A high maintenance A high maintenance girlfriend From the next moment that we met I knew trouble would unfold You made sure your version of real events Were the only ones told I've met some amphibious creatures But never one so cold Your man may have no cajones You have got no soul If truth need to be told If life is just there is no doubt You'd be lonely and old Just because you're loudest to shout Doesn't mean you are bold You are not the cheapest tout You are both bought and sold Coz you're a You're a high maintenance girlfriend You're a high maintenance girlfriend You're a high maintenance A high maintenance A high maintenance girlfriend