Fat Snatchers (The Hippo Effect)

FAT SNATCHERS My name is chunk and I'm a real fat ass No diet plan could ever help me My friends are laughing about my plump mass Where is my dick? Long time no see Yesterday I heard of an arcane company A cult, maybe, that's crazy ‘bout slender body With blood I signed a contract, a lifetime membership Proponents call the concept "the hippo effect" Check in hypnotherapy Lose weight in coma Check out of reality You won't remember Fat snatchers want you ‒ they have a secret plan Fat snatchers watch you ‒ if you're a sugar fan Fat snatchers need you ‒ your pounds, your calories Fat snatchers harvest ‒ reduce you in weeks My name was chunk, now it's thirty days later I can't believe what became of me A featherweight, a chocolate-hater It all seems odd, I'll investigate A country in the third world is where the traces lead So horrified i realize: there's nothing to eat From all alone they're getting fat, some even look like me I can't escape "hippo effect", malnourished and bony Check in hypnotherapy Lose weight in coma Check out of reality You won't remember Fat snatchers want you ‒ they have a secret plan Fat snatchers watch you ‒ if you're a sugar fan Fat snatchers need you ‒ your pounds, your calories Fat snatchers harvest ‒ reduce you in weeks Check in hypnotherapy Lose weight in coma Check out of reality You won't remember Fat snatchers want you ‒ they have a secret plan Fat snatchers watch you ‒ if you're a sugar fan Fat snatchers need you ‒ your pounds, your calories Fat snatchers harvest ‒ reduce you in weeks