Dragons

Some things are stranger than fiction Sometimes life is surreal But I’m gonna tell you a story I found out than dragons are real I sat in a bar with a wizard He said son, let me tell you this Be careful with beautiful women Don’t be fooled by just one kiss Dragons are real Can’t argue with the facts A dragon spits flames And will stab you in the back Dragons are real ‘Cause a wizard told me They will stab you in the back Dragons are real That’s a fact I thought I had a wonderful woman But I didn’t see her claws Blinded by her beauty But found out my thinking was flawed Turns out she was a dragon But I didn’t realize She was just looking for someone To blame for her miserable life Dragons are real Can’t argue with the facts A dragon spits flames And will stab you in the back Dragons are real Cos a wizard told me They will stab you in the back Dragons are real That’s a fact Dragons are real Can’t argue with the facts A dragon spits flames And will stab you in the back Dragons are real Cos a wizard told me They will stab you in the back Dragons are real That’s a fact