Don't Make No Promises (Your Body Can't Keep)

I saw this girl walking down the street I thought, oh yeah, she looks rather neat I grabbed my chance and played my usual game I tell you man, it can be a strain She didn''t wanna know what I''d got to say Just shook her head and looked the other way And then she said, I''ve met your type before For me you''re all the same, you''re such a bore Oh no, don''t make no promises Oh no, your body can''t keep Next day, can you believe, she was at the show She said, hey man, you''re great and she took me home She started to undress, what a shock to see Padded bra, blonde wig, not much left for me Oh no, don''t make no promises Oh no, your body can''t keep Oh no, don''t make no promises Oh no, your body can''t keep Oh no, don''t make no promises Oh no, your body can''t keep Oh no, don''t make no promises Oh no, your body can''t keep