Diablo

My lover crossed the river And that's the route she chose Heard you can get anything you want When you go where anything goes She made her way to Diablo The most dangerous place on Earth But my girl didn't care too much about that She was there to prove her worth She jumped into the fighting pit Her knuckles pickled in brine Beat up Guts Mackenzie Celebrated with a bucket of wine She fell into the glitter pool Got whisky in her ear In the nick of time was rescued By a passing gondolier For once in your life Why don't you Throw away all of those plans Hands over your eyes Leap out of the fire Into the pan My lover came back home With two sore tits and a gappy-tooth smile Displayed her belt in the hardware store Told the story of her trial If you ever go to Diablo In the lower depths of Hell And live your life in one short week And return with a tale to tell Whoo, yeah-yeah Aw-yeah-yeah, yeah-yeah, ah-yeah-yeah, ah-yeah-yeah, ah-ah-bow-bow